Amy Sedaris Quotes
Amy Sedaris Quotes
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
1902 Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
1210 My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.
2898 Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
1332 Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.
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