Cuthbert Soup Quotes

A red eight-sided sign always means:
A) Stop.
B) Go.
C) Danger! Red octogons ahead!

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving.

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What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh...it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo.

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He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants!

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The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" He also said, "Call me Billy one more time and I will stab you with this ink quill.

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You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves.

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Well, well, well," said Aitch Dee, his arms folded across his chest.
"Well, well, well, well," replied Pavel, not to be out welled.

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Musicians have always had a better understanding of love than the rest of us. Over the years they have told us that love: is like a rock, is here to stay, is all you need, will find a way, will keep us together, will tear us apart, sucks.

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