Dog Quotes
Deb Caletti
When what you want is a relationship, and not a person, get a dog.
1881Sharon Delarose
If you live with dogs, you'll never run out of things to write about.
3036 Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
1001 J.D. Means
Everything is inspiration. If you look at the world as the incredible place it is, then each moment is a feast.
2306 Niall Horan
If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.
2206 Lisi Harrison
Are you a female dog?"
"What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch!
2671 George R.R. Martin
If you need help bark like a dog." - Gendry.
"That's stupid. If I need help I'll shout help." - Arya
3014 Diana Wynne Jones
I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.
4422 Arthur Conan Doyle
Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?'
'To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time.'
'The dog did nothing in the night-time.'
'That was the curious incident,' remarked Sherlock Holmes.
3542 Mark Twain
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
2878 Toni Maguire
I remember the pain I felt, and wonder why a man who was such an accomplished liar had to tell the truth that day.
1340 Josh Billings
In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit-the wag of a dog's tail.
2083 Rudyard Kipling
There is sorrow enough in the natural way
From men and woman to fill our day;
But when we are certain of sorrow in store,
Why do we always arrange for more?
Brothers & Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
2535 James Oswald
Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at least a fortnight before and there hadn’t been much left of the old girl worth eating.
1891 Elizabeth Chandler
Good dog! Nice fetch!"
"He wasn't fetching."
"Bring her here, boy. Good job!"
The dog looked from Zack to me.
"I've been training him," Zack said. "Up till now he's brought home only dead rabbits, but I guess he's finally getting the hang of it.
4723 Dave Barry
maybe somebody finally shot the dog.
2668 Giorge Leedy
Where's Kahn?"
"In bed. You don't mind if I pet your little pink kitty? Do you?"
I chuckled, "You mean my HOT DIGGITY DOG.
4201 Michelle M. Pillow
As an author I'm in my head all day and I worry that I lose touch with reality. But then my dog pees on my shoe and I know I've found it again.
1821 Michael Bassey Johnson
Some people tend to throw your love to the dogs when you become totally submissive to them, but when you want to get out of the heat, they pull you back into the kitchen.
3632 John Geddes
...some people won't even own a dog for fear it will die - you can't bubble-wrap your heart...
2425 Micah Amyx
You can take a dog outside, but you can't make it pee
1843 Will Stanton
Results for "Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car.
2875 J.R. Ackerley
A dog has one aim in life... to bestow his heart.
1335 Ashley Kennett
I had a dream about you. You were so cute, and I was holding you for a long time. We went for a walk, happily strutting down the street. We saw a couple others but they weren’t having as much fun as we were. We arrived back home and I gave you a kiss on the nose and a bone.
2019 Jordi Balaguer
Aquí y ahora, yo soy el perro guía y no le huelo el culo a nadie
1221 Anthony Liccione
The dog leash was still tied tight around the oak tree in the back, stretched worn and limp across the green grass as if trying to escape to freedom; and he buried his wife without a tombstone. Where before, she sat most times in his home, licking her wounds.
3342 Dan Harmon
My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.
1350 Jess C. Scott
Never mind, said Hachiko each day. Here I wait, for my friend who’s late. I will stay, just to walk beside you for one more day.
2493 Mary Tyler Moore
I feel about my dogs now, and all the dogs I had prior to this, the way I feel about children - they are that important to me. When I have lost a dog I have gone into a mourning period that lasted for months.
1588 Marjorie Garber
If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness.
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