Men Quotes

Santosh Kalwar

All the problem of women, starts with men. All the problem of men, ends with women..
All the problem of women, starts with men. All the problem of men, ends with women.

Alexandra Potter

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

Oscar Wilde

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.. Oscar Wilde
I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

Robin Williams

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Michael Bassey Johnson

Some men can love forever, some for six years, some for six months, and others for
Some men can love forever, some for six years, some for six months, and others for six hours.

Brad Thor

If he's like any other man I've ever met, it's not my smile he's going to be looking at.

Arzum Uzun

Love is bold. Love is blind.

Niccolò Machiavelli

Men are driven by two principal impulses, either by love or by fear.

Pat Conroy

He was one of those rare men who are capable of being fully in love only once in their lives.

Carla Bruni

Love lasts a long time but burning desire lasts two to three weeks.

John Burnham Schwartz

Men had suddenly become a scarce commodity, if not quite as sought after as rice.

Jayne Anne Phillips

Then he's inside you, and your body remembers, each time, every man, even if you try to forget.

M. T. Panchal

Men are destined to love woman, not to expect love but just to love them.

Albert Camus

How unbearable, for women, is the tenderness which a man can give them without love. For
How unbearable, for women, is the tenderness which a man can give them without love. For men, how bittersweet this is.

Irène Némirovsky

Believe me, my boy, women don't love a man for himself but as a weapon against other women.

Saleem Sharma

If he's not real, you'll know. Men have never washed a rented car.

Halldór Laxness

When a man has a flower in his life he builds a house.

Elizabeth George

When we view ourselves through the lens of God's Word, we better understand God's love for
When we view ourselves through the lens of God's Word, we better understand God's love for us and the worth we have in His eyes.

Elizabeth George

It's hard to criticize someone if you are praying for them.. Elizabeth George
It's hard to criticize someone if you are praying for them.

Bell Hooks

Both men and women remain in dysfunctional, loveless relationships when it is materially opportune.

John Gay

A man is always afraid of a woman that loves him too much

Missy Lyons

Men were born to protect and love, and our women help us to serve a higher purpose.

Mae West

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

Hillary Rodham Clinton

You want me to tell you what my husband thinks? My husband is not secretary of state; I am. If you want my opinion, I will tell you my opinion. I am not going to be channeling my husband.

T.D. Jakes

No woman wants to be in submission to a man who isn't in submission to God!.
No woman wants to be in submission to a man who isn't in submission to God!

Martha Gellhorn

I know enough to know that no woman should ever marry a man who hated his
I know enough to know that no woman should ever marry a man who hated his mother.

C. JoyBell C.

You only need one man to love you. But him to love you free like a
You only need one man to love you. But him to love you free like a wildfire, crazy like the moon, always like tomorrow, sudden like an inhale and overcoming like the tides. Only one man and all of this.

Dorothy Parker

In youth, it was a way I had,
To do my best to please.
And change, with every passing lad
To suit his theories.

But now I know the things I know
And do the things I do,
And if you do not like me so,
To hell, my love, with you.

Amy Sedaris

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

W. Somerset Maugham

As lovers, the difference between men and women is that women can love all day long, but men only at times.

Helen Fielding

Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.

W. Somerset Maugham

If a man hasn't what's necessary to make a woman love him, it's his fault, not hers.

Deb Caletti

It's good to let God pick a man for you. We don't do so well when we pick them ourselves. They end up lipsticks in a drawer, all those wrong colors you thought looked so good in the package.

Carlos Ruiz Zafón

Man...heats up like a lightbulb: red hot in the twinkling of an eye and cold again in a flash. The female, on the other hand...heats up like an iron. Slowly, over a low heat, like tasty stew. But then, once she has heated up, there's no stopping her.

Patrick Rothfuss

There are so many men, all endlessly attempting to sweep me off my feet. And there is one of you, trying just the opposite. Making sure my feet are firm beneath me, lest I fall.

Tina Reber

I never understood how men could remember all those details about sports but, yet, were incapable of remembering where they set their car keys or wallet.

Arthur Conan Doyle

A man always finds it hard to realize that he may have finally lost a woman's love, however badly he may have treated her.

Sylvia Plath

What a man wants is a mate and what a woman wants is infinite security,’ and,
What a man wants is a mate and what a woman wants is infinite security,’ and, ‘What a man is is an arrow into the future and a what a woman is is the place the arrow shoots off from.

Orhan Pamuk

After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy.

W. Somerset Maugham

I know that you're selfish, selfish beyond words, and I know that you haven't the nerve of a rabbit, I know you're a liar and a humbug, I know that you're utterly contemptible. And the tragic part is'-her face was on a sudden distraught with pain-'the tragic part is that notwithstanding I love you with all my heart.

Mark Twain

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.. Mark Twain
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

Neil Gaiman

Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books
Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.

Conan O'Brien

A study in the Washington Post says that women have
better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the
authors of that study: 'Duh.

Georgette Heyer

You're only a man! You've not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory!

Dorothy Parker

I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

Eoin Colfer

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.

Molly Ivins

Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them.

Oscar Wilde

The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.

P.B. Kerr

When something needs to be said, you look for a man to say it. But when something needs actually to be done, you look for a woman.

Nelson DeMille

Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.

Jean Kerr

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

Roman Payne

She was free in her wildness. She was a wanderess, a drop of free water. She
She was free in her wildness. She was a wanderess, a drop of free water. She belonged to no man and to no city

George Carlin

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

Moderata Fonte

Do you really believe ... that everything historians tell us about men – or about women – is actually true? You ought to consider the fact that these histories have been written by men, who never tell the truth except by accident.

Alberto Moravia

This thought strengthened in me my belief that all men, without exception, deserve to be pitied, if only because they are alive.

Christine De Pizan

Not all men (and especially the wisest) share the opinion that it is bad for women to be educated. But it is very true that many foolish men have claimed this because it displeased them that women knew more than they did.

Aristophanes

[Y]ou [man] are fool enough, it seems, to dare to war with [woman=] me, when for your faithful ally you might win me easily.

Roman Payne

When I touched her body,
I believed she was God.
In the curves of her form
I found the birth of Man,
the creation of the world,
and the origin of all life.

Kristine Grayson

Women's fiction is just a marketing category, designed to appeal more to women than to men. But there are stories in that category that any human being would like.

Kassandra Cross

The city was alive, and so was he...

Gloria Steinem

Men should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power.

Cornelia Funke

Women were different, no doubt about it. Men broke so much more quickly. Grief didn't break women. Instead it wore them down, it hollowed them out very slowly.

Milan Kundera

Yes, it's a well-known fact about you: you're like death, you take everything.. Milan Kundera
Yes, it's a well-known fact about you: you're like death, you take everything.

Gavin De Becker

Most men fear getting laughed at or humiliated by a romantic prospect while most women fear rape and death.

Carolyn McCulley

Men trust God by risking rejection. Women trust God by waiting.

Surgeo Bell

Some of the most beautiful things we have in life comes from our mistakes.

Surgeo Bell

It's ok to be a fool once or twice but never let it be a third time. Be smart and pretend to be a fool and at the end of the hunt make sure you're the one that has the gun.

Surgeo Bell

Most men are blinded by the words "Bad Bitches" and end settling for less!

Surgeo Bell

Rule #1 always look out for yourself first don't nobody love/care for you like you do.

Surgeo Bell

WATCH out for your surroundings, UPGRADE your mindset and keep FOCUS.

Surgeo Bell

Never Expect Loyalty From A Person That Can't Give You Honesty.

Surgeo Bell

It takes a real man to see the difference between a diamond and a rhinestone.
Can't be mad when someone else takes the diamond, that you treated like a rhinestone

Surgeo Bell

Here today, may be gone tomorrow! Never take anyone or nothing for granted! Be sure to count your blessing daily because tomorrow isn't promised.

Surgeo Bell

You can NEVER be like someone else! Just be yourself and you will find that you'll be much happier that way and accomplish more as well.

Virginia Woolf

A woman knows very well that, though a wit sends her his poems, praises her judgment,
A woman knows very well that, though a wit sends her his poems, praises her judgment, solicits her criticism, and drinks her tea, this by no means signifies that he respects her opinions, admires her understanding, or will refuse, though the rapier is denied him, to run through the body with his pen.

Peter Brooks

Woman, especially her sexuality, provides the object of endless commentary , description, supposition. But the result of all the telling only deepens the enigma and makes woman's erotic force something that male storytelling can never quite explain or contain.

Zack Love

Still not sure about how easily he could be integrated into their posse, Trevor smiled in delighted relief at how tolerantly two of his close friends had received his new identity.

Zack Love

Having had virtually no contact with the outside world for the last few weeks, Evan had temporarily forgotten the social norms governing shopping conduct or approaching celebrities in public.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.


Jim George

Leaders are hard workers. They never expect more out of the people around them than they are willing to give themselves.

Amit Kalantri

At home I am a man, at work I am a machine.

Amit Kalantri

In the men I love heroes, in the work I love heroism

Jim George

Your impact on the lives of others-your family, the people at your church, your workmates-is cultivated with each decision you make, no matter how small.

Russell Beland

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".

Starley Ard

I had a dream that boys would act like men for once…then I woke up.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.

John Buchan

It was strange how fear had gone,now that we knew the worst and had a fighting man by our side.

Meredith Duran

For a woman's words to wound would require a man to listen first!

Oscar Wilde

I don't like compliments and I don't see why a man should think he is pleasing a woman enormously when he says to her a whole heap of things that he doesn't mean.

William Faulkner

Women know more about words than men ever will. And they know how little they can ever possibly mean.

Darmie Orem

The one who can make full sense of love and lives within its narrow expections undresses no weeping face.

Plato

If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Men don’t often know those times when a girl could be had for nothing.. F. Scott
Men don’t often know those times when a girl could be had for nothing.

Frank O'Hara

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love.

Patricia Cornwell

I wouldn't want to assume that all men are like you. If I did, I know I would give them up entirely

Leo Tolstoy

If so many men, so many minds, certainly so many hearts, so many kinds of love.

Lani Diane Rich

Look, we say stuff to women all the time. We say we’ll call them, then we don’t. We tell them they’re beautiful, then spend the evening looking at other women. We say we don’t love them when we do, and say we do when we don’t. Christ, if I was a woman, I wouldn’t listen to a goddamn thing any man ever said to me.

Alberto Moravia

And we all know love is a glass which makes even a monster appear fascinating.

W. Somerset Maugham

I could have forgiven it if he'd fallen desperately in love with someone and gone off with her. I should have thought that natural. I shouldn't really have blamed him. I should have thought he was led away. Men are so weak, and women are so unscrupulous.

Cecelia Ahern

I don't know why men like to barbecue so much. Maybe its the only thing they can cook. Or maybe they're just closet pyromaniacs.

Gustave Flaubert

He had carefully avoided her out of the natural cowardice that characterizes the stronger sex.

Alice Hoffman

Some things, when they change, never do return to the way they once were. Butterflies for instance, and women who've been in love with the wrong man too often.

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