Santa Claus Quotes
Bil Keane
God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.
2070Andy Rooney
We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.
4613 Shirley Temple Black
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
1244 George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
3796 Thomm Quackenbush
I have never tried to walk through a mall in the Christmas season dressed like a jolly old elf. You might as well dress up like a pork chop and walk into an alley full of starving dogs.
4358 Michael Diack
Nonsense, this is my home and I must defend it. It’s time for Santa to get serious.
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