Sex Quotes

Tom Robbins

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.. Tom Robbins
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Woody Allen

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

Mae West

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Steve Martin

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Sigmund Freud

The behavior of a human being in sexual matters is often a prototype for the whole of his other modes of reaction in life.

Honeya

Ever thought, that the only thing a man can do for ten/twelve hours a day is work.

He can't eat for ten hours; he can't drink for ten hours; he can't make love for ten hours.

The only thing a man can do for ten hours is ‪#‎work‬.

Josh Stern

If the love is not madness, then the sex is not insane

Jacob M. Appel

The boss is never your friend, even if you're sleeping with him.

Omar Sharif

I don't know what sex appeal is. I don't think you can have sex appeal knowingly. The people who seduce me personally are the people who seem not to know they're seductive, and not to know they have sex appeal.

Neil Gaiman

In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart.
In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never see again.

Gabriel García Márquez

sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love. Gabriel García Márquez
sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love

Paulo Coelho

Anyone who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they're not. When
Anyone who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they're not. When two bodies meet, it is just the cup overflowing. They can stay together for hours, even days. They begin the dance one day and finish it the next, or-such is the pleasure they experience-they may never finish it. No eleven minutes for them.

Jess C. Scott

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long. Good things
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.

Good things come to those who wait.

Jess C. Scott

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. Jess C. Scott
A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement

Jess C. Scott

I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?

Woody Allen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Jess C. Scott

V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care
V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love.

Kurt Vonnegut

And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for
And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you.

Isabel Allende

For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.

Jess C. Scott

My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism.

Jess C. Scott

Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.

Carlos Ruiz Zafón

Man...heats up like a lightbulb: red hot in the twinkling of an eye and cold again in a flash. The female, on the other hand...heats up like an iron. Slowly, over a low heat, like tasty stew. But then, once she has heated up, there's no stopping her.

Alessandra Torre

A gentleman holds my hand.
A man pulls my hair.
A soulmate will do both.

Rob Bell

Love is giving up control. It’s surrendering the desire to control the other person. The two - love and controlling power over the other person - are mutually exclusive. If we are serious about loving someone, we have to surrender all the desires within us to manipulate the relationship.

George Carlin

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Jeaniene Frost

You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.

Woody Allen

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

Lora Brody

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.
And it always feels good.

Michelle Herman

She had not made a decision to give up sex, only the clamor of romance, because it was exhausting her, doing her no good and too much harm...

Junnita Jackson

I think a man's "wordplay" can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!!

Jess C. Scott

Please, touch me, I pray.

Jess C. Scott

I was flipping channels, watching this cheerleading program on MTV. They took a field hockey girl and “transformed” her into a cheerleader by the end of the show. I was just wondering: what if she liked field hockey better?

Rose Wynters

Women have got it all wrong now. They give it up too soon, and the men don't respect them. And before you tell me I don't have a clue, let me tell you something. By the time I let my future husbands climb into my bed, I'd made them work for it. And you know what? By the time they left it the next morning, they were begging for me to marry them.

Roman Payne

When I touched her body,
I believed she was God.
In the curves of her form
I found the birth of Man,
the creation of the world,
and the origin of all life.

CJ English

His fingerprints covered my skin.. CJ English
His fingerprints covered my skin.

Milan Kundera

Yes, it's a well-known fact about you: you're like death, you take everything.. Milan Kundera
Yes, it's a well-known fact about you: you're like death, you take everything.

Bernard Branson

Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.. Bernard Branson
Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.

Roman Payne

Women writers make for rewarding (and efficient) lovers. They are clever liars to fathers and husbands; yet they never hold their tongues too long, nor keep ardent typing fingers still.

Haruki Murakami

If she did experience sex-or something close to it-in high school, I'm sure it would have been less out of sexual desire or love than literary curiosity.

Dashiell Hammett

If you have a story that seems worth telling, and you think you can tell it worthily, then the thing for you to do is to tell it, regardless of whether it has to do with sex, sailors or mounted policemen.

Jane DeLynn

I really think that writing about sex is writing about the mind.

Vincent H. O'Neil

Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?

Anthony Liccione

She says: ...love is really all that matters. He hears: ...really love to do it on
She says: ...love is really all that matters. He hears: ...really love to do it on the mattress.

Clark Zlotchew

Fiction has been maligned for centuries as being "false," "untrue," yet good fiction provides more truth about the world, about life, and even about the reader, than can be found in non-fiction.

Ronald P. Chavez

When I write to please everybody, it falls flat. When I write what I know, fearlessly, It won't please everybody, but it doesn't fall flat.

Jennifer Elisabeth

Don't allow yourself to feel guilty about wanting deep and endless love, amazing sex and opportunities that will change your life. Expect these things - work for them and don't ever stop until they're yours.

James Carlos Blake

Sex and violence ... are the two great engines of the world.

William Inge

I been talkin' with my buddy, and he thinks I'm virgin enough fer the two of us.

Charlie Cochrane

They call me Domino for obvious reasons. One nudge in the right direction and I'm flat on my stomach.

Bazil Patel

Two things u just can't control life and virginity ❤ ❤

Tim Crawshaw

Sometimes we can't see the relevance of Jesus Christ until we become dissatisfied with the world and realise that there must be more to life than working 9 to 5, buying and accumulating expensive 'things'and being attractive to members of the opposite sex.

Jeremy Robert Johnson

I considered sex work, but then I bent over and looked at my asshole in a mirror. Nobody was going to pay me for access to that thing.

Kirsty Greenwood

There’s a saying, isn’t there, that when you’ve had a near death experience, all you want to do is have sex?

Heather Chapple

Congress should make it so that all sex scenes in all films should be provided with a screaming baby sound track. That should help take away all the fun and may show a major decrease in unwanted pregnancies without having to provide birth control to anyone.

Nicholas M. Bugden

Nice guys finish last but that's what makes them good in bed.

Marty Rubin

The seductive power of sex and money is nothing compared to that of words.. Marty Rubin
The seductive power of sex and money is nothing compared to that of words.

Stephanie Perkins

It gets worse. Josh tell her that he loves her. She says it back. He touches her. She touches him back. And then they're losing their virginity on the floor of her bedroom beside her pet rabbit, Isis.
A rabbit.
Josh literally lost his virginity in front of a metaphor for sex.

Taylor Rhodes

He tilted my chin up and I swear those lips are magic. Witchcraft. Sorcery. Whatever it is in those lips, it’s addictive. Unassailable. I had to have more. More of this feeling of being wanted.

Paula Graves

My only relationship policy is, don’t bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don’t let it affect your work.

George R.R. Martin

A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers.. George R.R. Martin
A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers.

Michael Bassey Johnson

A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by
A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship.

Jessica Sorensen

Seriously, it's like watching mild porn, watching you two eye fuck each other every two seconds.

Jess C. Scott

There's more to the erotic life than explicitness.

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like a moth becoming a butterfly, she'd probably say that sexual intercourse was like a deer getting antlers or something.

Oche Otorkpa

As the world confronts the challenges of globalisation, the
entertainment Industry and a web saturated with explicit sexual
content, is increasingly making it difficult for young people to make
informed decisions about sex

Kensington Gore

You know, sex at seventy-six is getting very dangerous for my health ... since I live at seventy-nine!

Michael Bassey Johnson

Almost everybody gets tired and bored by one lackadaisical topic. If you hit them with something delicious, like a sexy adventure, then the world will want to hear you speak, mind you! Don't become a vulgarian.

Victoria Dahl

Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with Mr. Wenner. Despite his best resistance, the image scrolled across his brain and took some of his love for the world with it.

Lina Lapina

Writing is like a mental masturbation to me.

Jennifer Salaiz

It's just not as hot without biting, scratching, and spanking, involved.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.

Aaron B. Powell

There’s nothing worse than being violently jerked away from creativity.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop of it, I don't care if it kills
I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop of it, I don't care if it kills me.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the
I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life.

Nicky Charles

Elise hid her face in his shoulder, embarassed, "Kane! What will they think?" She whispered against his neck.
"That we're newly bonded and I can't keep my hands off of my lovely mate." And sure enough, the good natured calls that accompanied them across the yard left her in no doubt that the others were thinking exactly that.

E.L. James

I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez- talk about wham, bam, thank you ma'am.

Erica Goros

Much of the Kama Sutra is like origami; I don’t quite understand all the bending that needs to happen.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way - contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there.


Dark Jar Tin Zoo

In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.


Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I make love like farm equipment - not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can’t tell it.


Dark Jar Tin Zoo

We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car.


Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).


Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.


Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.


Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.


Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.


Ida Løkås

I bet she likes it hard, from behind, probably likes to get spanked too. I mean, just look at her, she has a serious come-fuck-me-face.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

We made love like a half a minute. I brought the thirty seconds, and she provided the excuse as to why she didn’t have enough time to have sex with me.


Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.


Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Let me be clear: I don’t want to make love to a mannequin - I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed.


Daria Snadowsky

Once you've ridden the roller coaster, the Ferris wheel's kinda restricting.

Martin Hopkins

Join us. Play the game. It will bring you an untold number of rewards and you will finally have some direction and purpose in your lives. Take control of yourselves and those around you. Bend them to your will and all worldly pleasures will be yours...

Martin Hopkins

The slick concrete reflected the facades of the work weary - grey, cracked and old,
but more importantly, trodden upon.

Martin Hopkins

Nothing is ‘wrong’ with me, Dan. What’s wrong with you? she said in the same eerily quiet voice, dark eyes fixated on Dan, as she breathed heavily.

Susan Breen

Her descriptions will be incandescent, perfect little nuggets of phraseology, and there will probably be lots of sex in her writing - the clinical type of sex with labias and clitorises and tongues going everywhere.

Nenia Campbell

I had a fucking standing ovation going on in my goddamn pants, and it was demanding an encore.

Philip Sington

For the writer under Actually Existing Socialism describing sex is a simple matter: he simply does not do it (the describing, I mean, not the sex).

Andrew Grey

Cooking without wine is like sex alone. You may get the job done, but you don't really care once it's over.

Italo Calvino

If one wanted to depict the whole thing graphically, every episode, with its climax, would require a three-dimensional, or, rather, no model: every experience is unrepeatable. What makes lovemaking and reading resemble each other most is that within both of them times and spaces open, different from measurable time and space.

Haruki Murakami

Sometimes I get real lonely sleeping with you.

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