Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Fran Lebowitz Quotes
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
3069 The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted when you eat.
3082 Magazines all too frequently lead to books and should be regarded by the prudent as the heavy petting of literature.
1296 All the time I'm not writing I feel like a criminal. It's horrible to feel felonious every second of the day. It's much more relaxing to actually write.
3156 There's no equivalent to Mozart in writing.
4581 There is one thing that has disappeared, not just from the U.S. but from the entire world, is the idea of ever being embarrassed by anything.
2369 Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
4341 Think before you speak. Read before you think.
3778 فكر قبل أن تتكلم، واقرأ قبل أن تفكر
4323 There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death.
4618 I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.
2921 If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
1527 I believe in talking behind people's backs.
That way,they hear it more than once
1927 If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
3753 Now, nature, as I am only too aware, has her enthusiasts, but on the whole, I am not to be counted among them. To put it bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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