There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Humor
I love to fish offshore for billfish, and have fished all over for them from the Bahamas, St. Thomas, Venezuela, Panama, Costa Rica, Mexico to the Texas gulf. I haven't made it to Australia yet, but someday I'm going.
Love
Even strength must bow to wisdom sometimes.
Inspirational, Wisdom
She should have remembered her past experiences in the relationship wars and not let herself get so excited. Evidently her hormones had overruled her common sense and she had become drunk on ovarian wine, the most potent, sanity- destroying substance in the universe.
Love, Funny
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
The love of those we don't love in return settles on the surface and from there quickly evaporates.
Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery.
Inspirational, Inspiration, Acceptance
A man wrapped up in himself always suffocates. But his loved ones will forever hold in their hearts the memory of that Christmas.
Love, Funny, Christmas
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
Love, Romantic Advice
My philosophy is that when I go out of my room, I'm prepared to love everybody I meet, unless they're bad.
Better to be strong than pretty and useless.
Inspirational, Strength, Girls
His eyebrows pulled in. “You won’t leave me, right? Even when I’m a pain in the ass?”“I vowed in front of God – and Elvis – that I wouldn’t, didn’t I?
Love, Funny, Abby Abernathy