If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
Humor, Success
I am nothing special, of this I am sure. I am a common man with common thoughts and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten, but I've loved another with all my heart and soul, and to me, this has always been enough..
Love
People trust their eyes above all else - but most people see what they wish to see, or what they believe they should see; not what is really there
Truth, Inspirational, Lies
HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There arefour kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, andpraiseworthy, but it makes no great difference to the person slainwhether he fell by one kind or another - the classification is foradvantage of the lawyers.
Humor, Funny
Never memorize something that you can look up.
Humor
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
Love, Essential, Happiness
Sometimes you have to steer away from the crowd in order to be a better person. It's not always easy, that's for sure. But it's right. And sometimes doing the right thing feels good, even if it does end up in a trip to the principal's office.
Truth, Inspirational
Angelina leaned forward as Sara pulled Miki back to her, You know what they say about curiosity? That it stabbed the annoying biker girl over and over and over again until she spit up blood.
Humor, Funny, Humour
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.
Indeed, learning to write may be part of learning to read. For all I know, writing comes out of a superior devotion to reading.
Inspirational, Learning, Reading
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.