Quote Of The Day

If you're gonna burn a bridge behind you, make sure you've crossed it first.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

The past has no power over the present moment.

Puns are the highest form of literature.

Life - the way it really is - is a battle not between good and bad, but between bad and worse

The best things in life make you sweaty.

Everything you can imagine is real.

Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up?
All the time.

One swallow does not make a summer,
neither does one fine day;
similarly one day or brief time of happiness does not make a person entirely happy.

You're like a song that I heard when I was a little kid but forgot I knew until I heard it again.

All the time you're saying to yourself, 'I could do that, but I won't,'-which is just another way of saying that you can't.

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.