Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
3449 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason
4387 Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.
Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.
3991 It s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
4098 Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
3377 If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
2412 Keep your head up in failure, and your head down in success.
4665 There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
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