Josh Billings Quotes

the squeeky wheel gets the grease.

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.

In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit-the wag of a dog's tail.

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.

Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.