Oliver Gaspirtz Quotes
Oliver Gaspirtz Quotes
How love works: Proximity leads to intimacy, and intimacy leads to a relationship. In other words, people who are around each other a lot, get close, and end up hooking up. So it's no great mystery why bosses and secretaries or co-workers or classmates end up dating each other.
4286 If you want to be a cartoonist, live the life of a cartoonist.
3324 Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves.
3493 A beautiful woman can have almost any man she wants. A rich man can have almost any woman he wants.
2671 Happy Endings are an illusion. Real life is filled with brief moments of fleeting happiness, but ultimately every life is a tragedy that ends in death and grief.
3459 Ordinary people are products of their environment and fit in. Artists transcend their environment and stand out.
4274 Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible profit.
3932 Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves.
1770 Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.
4010 Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can't win. If you live, you don't get the money. If you die, you don't get to enjoy the money.
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