Steve Martin Quotes
Steve Martin Quotes
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
4739 I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
3298 Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.
2270 I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
3160 Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
3216 I understood that as much as I had resisted the outside, as much as I had constricted my life, as much as I had closed and narrowed the channels into me, there were still many takers for the quiet heart.
3659 Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.
4133 I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
4384 Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
3362 I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
2990 You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
1145 I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
1365 I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
1242 I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.
4221 Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
4783 Or is it that I think too much?
4635 Be so good they can't ignore you.
4406 she is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her skin bloomed like roses.
1301 It's so beautiful where I am today that it makes me wonder where I am.
1401 You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This is art, and you can't do it.
4477 Be undeniably good.
4657 Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
1556 Thankfully, perseverance is a great substitute for talent.
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