Charles Willeford Quotes

Just tell the truth, and they'll accuse you of writing black humor.

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Money is the root of all goodness. To talk disparagingly about money is the privilege of those who have money. There are also those people who state matter-of-factly that "money isn't everything". This statement is also true, but only so long as one has money.

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It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is funny.

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