Tim Dorsey Quotes

First, they set the hook with mind-bending kinky shit. Then a year later you're living in a Talking Heads song, dressed like Teddy Ruxpin, living with a strange woman in a big house full of frilly throw pillows, experiencing the frequency of sex that can only be charted by Halley's Comet. and you're wondering: How did I get here?

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Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.

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Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work.

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Don't make fun of people who are different. Unless they have more money and influence. Then you must

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