Jerome K. Jerome Quotes

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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I don't know why it should be, I am sure; but the sight of another man asleep in bed when I am up, maddens me.

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We must not think of the things we could do with, but only of the things that we can't do without.

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I often arrive at quite sensible ideas and judgements, on the spur of the moment. It is when I stop to think that I become foolish.

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But who wants to be foretold the weather? It is bad enough when it comes, without our having the misery of knowing about it beforehand.

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What the eye does not see, the stomach does not get upset over

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If he were a man of strong mind, it only gave him fits; but a person of mere average intellect it usually sent mad.

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A woman never thoroughly cares for her
lover until he has ceased to care for her; and it is not until you have
snapped your fingers in Fortune's face and turned on your heel that she
begins to smile upon you.

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