Oliver Oliver Reed Quotes
Oliver Oliver Reed Quotes
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
3805Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.
4895 For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
1126 Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
2172 Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
3092 When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
3849 Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
2982 Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
2543 Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
3877 Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
3879 Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!
1107 Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.
3609 If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.
3834 Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.
4071 Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.
1151 What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?
-About 20 pounds.
-Yo mama carries more passengers.
-Not everyone's been on a 747.
1419 Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.
4769 Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!
1417 Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
2683 Chuck Norris CAN understand women.
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