Bill Cosby Quotes
Bill Cosby Quotes
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.
3883 No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
4023 If you want to be seen, stand up.
If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
2725 A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
2989 gray hair is gods graffiti
3796 A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.
3472 In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
4524 The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
1666 The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
2084 Parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.
1059 I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
4925 The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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