Bill Lawrence Quotes

Dr. Cox: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring.

[points to self]

J.D.: Elliot, I'm thirty years old; I'm single, I'm homeless, and I'm pretty sure I just soiled myself.
Elliot: Why don't you just move into my place?
J.D.: Oh, great, then we'll be two losers under one roof.