Dave Turner Quotes
Dave Turner Quotes
Dave grimaced. 'Cheesecake for breakfast?'
'What's the problem? It's dairy and cereal. It's practically a bowl of cornflakes.
3725 Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat?
1007 Being a grown up was rubbish, Dave decided.
1223 Dave gazed at Melanie like Professor Brian Cox eyeing up a particularly thought-provoking mountain range.
3796 Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten.
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