Cake Quotes

Janet Evanovich

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.

Neil Gaiman

I saw the world I had walked since my birth and I understood how fragile it was, that the reality was a thin layer of icing on a great dark birthday cake writhing with grubs and nightmares and hunger.

Veronica Roth

What do you think they're going to do to us when they find us guilty?" she says after a few minutes of silence have passed.
"Does now seem like the time for honesty?"
I look at her from the corner of my eye. "I think they're going to force us to eat lots of cake and then take an unreasonably long nap.

Emma Donoghue

If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could.

C. JoyBell C.

Cake is happiness! If you know the way of the cake, you know the way of happiness! If you have a cake in front of you, you should not look any further for joy!

C. JoyBell C.

If you wait for a cake to be given to you so you will be happy- then you will be happy when someone gives you a cake. But if you buy a cake (or bake one) for yourself so you will be happy, you have found the way of happiness.

C. JoyBell C.

To buy a cake... to howl at the moon... to know true happiness... I am happy.

Sloane Crosley

I got out on the street and started crying the kind of hysterical tears made justifiable only by turning off one’s cell phone, putting it to the ear, and pretending to be told of a death in the family.

Loretta Ellsworth

That cake tasted good. But the cake in the garbage tasted better. It was the best cake I ever ate.

Peter H. Fogtdal

I'm going to die. And as if that weren't bad enough, I'm going to die inside a cake.

John Ashbery

The first year was like icing. Then the cake started to show through …

C. JoyBell C.

Love is like a good cake; you never know when it's coming, but you'd better eat it when it does!

Janet Evanovich

Here's a basic difference between Morelli and me. My first thought was always of cake. His first thought was always of sex. Don't get me wrong. I like sex . . . a lot. But it's never going to replace cake.

Unknown Author

I wish someone would look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake

Dave Turner

Dave grimaced. 'Cheesecake for breakfast?'

'What's the problem? It's dairy and cereal. It's practically a bowl of cornflakes.

Amy Neftzger

How is destruction beautiful?" He asked in a challenging tone.

"You may think that a broken egg is ugly and messy," she answered, "but the cake it goes into is beautiful and won't hold together without it."

"Eggs don't get blown up. They get broken."

"You've never seen me bake," she replied with a smirk.

E.J. Koh

Azel was an aficionado in killing and in chocolate cake.

Mehek Bassi

Life is a cake and love is the icing on top of it. Without 'love', it becomes difficult to swallow 'life'...

Jonathan Anthony Burkett

Its a matter of time that the money I make become a financial cake that I could eat everyday.

Michael Bassey Johnson

First impression is not the last reflection of a true friend, so if you are head over heels for someone who just bought you a cake, you'd better think twice before devouring your misery.

Richard Siken

Here is the cake, and here is the fork, and here's the desire to put it inside us, and then the question behind every question: What happens next?

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