Fred Allen Quotes

Fred Allen Quotes

California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange.

All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it.

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

a group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done

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