Jeremy Clarkson Quotes

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

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We are going to have to stop penalising people for making that most human of gestures- mistake.

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Hollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from North Dakota who, intellectually speaking, are on equal terms with a British zoo animal.

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We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging. I want to drive around in a Terminator, not the heroine in an E. M. Forster novel.

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Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space.

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I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.

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