Wife Quotes

Jeremy Clarkson

I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.

Stephanie Lennox

I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being
I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for?

Oliver Bowden

Only a mind free of impediment is capable of grasping the chaotic beauty of the world. This is our greatest asset.

Virginia Woolf

She put on her lace collar. She put on her new hat and he never noticed; and he was happy without her.

Ashleigh Slater

View Conflict as an Adventure not a threat.

Lailah Gifty Akita

Love notes to my husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita; I will always love you. I am grateful for a blessed life shared with you.

Charlotte Brontë

I know what it is to live entirely for and with what I love best on earth. I hold myself supremely blest - blest beyond what language can express; because I am my husband's life as fully as he is mine.

H.L. Mencken

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

Rodney Dangerfield

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Oche Otorkpa

Lies Have expiry dates but the truth never expires

William Shakespeare

O my love, my wife!
Death, that hath suck'd the honey of thy breath
Hath had no power yet upon thy beauty.

Nicole Krauss

These things are lost to oblivion like so much about so many who are born and die without anyone taking the time to write it all down. That Litvinoff had a wife who was so devoted is, to be frank, the only reason anyone knows anything about him at all.


Housewife: a position requiring great ambition to fill. Must have the determination to scrub mold, the good taste to distribute a checking account, and the good will to repeat this at a maid service or department store after her husband starts coming home drunk.


Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder.


Modern wife: A position thought to require great ambition to fill. After initially showing some skill at a maid service or department store, the husband takes her home to find that she has risen too high in the world to generalize that skill, which drives him to drink.

E.W. Howe

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.

Bamigboye Olurotimi

A new you can still emerge from the old you.

Amit Kalantri

Marriage is not 'I', its 'We'.

Carew Papritz

You become a man when you marry not just for love but to be a partner with your wife. To be the best man you can be with her, and when you fall short, to admit your shortcomings and to constantly strive to be a great man to your wife.

Ikechukwu Izuakor

To be faithful to your wife is wisdom but to acquire concubines is like signing your euthanasia

J.G. Ballard

First she would try to kill him, but failing this give him food and her body, breast-feed him back to a state of childishness and even, perhaps, feel affection for him. Then, the moment he was asleep, cut his throat. The synopsis of the ideal marriage.

Michelle M. Pillow

There is so much more to marriage than who makes the money. Some of the hardest parts don't come with a paycheck.

Michael Bassey Johnson

A man is not for you when all he knows is to slam your back on the bed and ram into you like a wild fool. The interested ones are the ones so interested that they become very interested in only interesting things about you.

Stormie Omartian

Lord, I pray that my husband will be strong in the Lord and put on the whole armor of God, so he can stand against the enemy every day. Enable him to take up the shield of faith, helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the Word of God.

Robert Galbraith

I'd imagine "murderess" trumps "wife" when defining a close relationship.

Jim George

There is no greater treasure than a husband who models godliness before his wife and children on a daily basis.

Elizabeth George

Don’t let anyone sell you on the idea that anything (apart from the Lord Himself) is more important than your marriage. God means for your life and your marriage to be filled with passion and purpose.

Bamigboye Olurotimi

Sometimes we hold on to the good and the better for a very long time that we don't even know when we allowed the best to slip away from our hands.

Shon Hyneman

I love my wife but I spend a lot of time with grace and mercy

Virginia Woolf

They came to her, naturally, since she was a woman, all day long with this and that; one wanting this, another that; the children were growing up; she often felt she was nothing but a sponge sopped full of human emotions.

Roman Payne

In Sanskrit, there exists no word for ‘The Individual’ (L’Individu). En Grèce antique, il n’y avait aucun mot pour dire ‘Devoir’ (Duty). In French, the word for ‘Wife’ is the same as the word for ‘Woman.’ En anglais, nous n’avons aucun mot semblable à l’exquise ‘Jouissance!

Bamigboye Olurotimi

You only get the best from a woman you love, respect and adore all the days of her life

Volodymyr Knyr

Communication by touch
is not for every old dutch.

Enock Maregesi

Mwaka mmoja na nusu unatosha kumjua mwanamke kabla ya ndoa. Miezi sita itakufanya ujue kama mwanamke anaweza kuwa mchumba. Mwaka mmoja na nusu utakufanya ujue kama mwanamke anaweza kuwa mke.

James Ragan

And sometimes, and only in spring,
a dove from the river's soft vale of lilies
will fly as close to you as trust,
and a calm in the great reds of autumn
will, as often as you need, lie down
beside you, raising a brow you've known
above the eyes of the only woman
you will ever have a need to dream or touch.

Ikechukwu Izuakor

When virtue meets smartness in a woman, you have a wife

Eowyn Ivey

Then he returned to Mabel and put his mouth to her ear. I'd never let anything happen to you. You know that, don't you?

Michael Bassey Johnson

When you marry a woman out of pity, then its a pity that you'll send her away very soon.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

Margaret Rome

She expressed an opinion that the happiness of a woman in Paradise is beneath the soles of her husband's feet,' he enlightened humorously, seemingly not at all averse to her obvious desire to be comforted.

Michael Bassey Johnson

True love is jealousy in disguise: A man cannot restrict his lover from going to the club because he hates her, he actually hates the men who would come around and touch her.

Jennifer Smith

Being an unveiled wife is about confronting and crushing your fears; believing in truth more than in doubt, worry, or lies, and finding your security in God alone

Jim George

Put first things first and we get second things thrown in:
Put second things first and we lose both first things and second things.

Jim George

No matter how old you are or how long-or short!-you've been married, the day you accelerate your growth in the Lord is the day your marriage is positively impacted, improved, and strengthened!

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access to) their kids.


If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance; but since nature has so decreed that we cannot manage comfortably with them, nor live in any way without them, we must plan for our lasting preservation rather than for our temporary pleasure.

Marilyn Monroe

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife.... I guess I am a fantasy.. Marilyn
I have too many fantasies to be a housewife.... I guess I am a fantasy.

Richard Von Krafft-Ebing

I have also fantasised myself to be his female slave, but this does not suffice, for after all every woman can be the slave of her husband.

Lisa Kleypas

Ah, Evie,” she heard him say softly, “I must have a heart, after all…because right now it aches like the devil.”
“Only your heart?” she asked ingenuously, making him laugh.
He lowered her to the bed, his eyes sparkling wickedly. “Also a few other things,” he conceded. “And as my wife, it’s your duty to ease all my aches.

Aditi Mathur Kumar

An Army wife is probably the only woman in the world who
knows and readily accepts that she is the mistress, because, let’s
face it, the Army is the wife and the wife gets all the damn

Jim George

Communication is not so much about what you say, as what you don't say.

Jim George

Communication is not a one-way street.

Jim George

After your friendship with God, your wife's friendship is the greatest treasure you possess.

Elizabeth George

Make it your goal to employ the sweet speech that marks you as a wife after God's own heart.

Olaotan Fawehinmi

A good wife is Royal in Heart. She is a crown to her husband, and pride to the home where she was raised. She is called a W.I.F.E because she is a Woman In Full Effect.

Jonathan Anthony Burkett

It's risky most of the time, but its better to listen to your heart.

Leonard Cohen

How quickly pettiness returns, and that most ignoble form of real estate, the possessive occupation and tyranny over two square inches of human flesh, the wife's cunt.

Nancy E. Turner

The best thing a girl can be is a good wife and mother. It is a girl's highest calling. I hope I am ready.

Philippa Gregory

When a woman thinks her husband is a fool, her marriage is over. They may part in one year or ten; they may live together until death. But if she thinks he is a fool, she will not love him again.

Terry Pratchett

It's a terrible thing for a man when his woman gangs up on him wi' a toad

Arthur Golden

When a man takes a mistress, he doesn't turn around and divorce his wife.

Leju Thomas

Commitment is Circumstances

Deanna Raybourn

You are curious and quick, you have a deft mind, and for some unaccountable reason, people tell you things - useful things.

Junaid E Mustafa

Tweeting lovebirds turn into roaring bears after marriage.

Edith Wharton

...they who exchange their independence for the sweet name of Wife must be prepared to find all is not gold that glitters...

...Eş gibi tatlı bir kelime karşılığında özgürlüklerinden vazgeçenler, parlayan her şeyin altın olmadığını görmeye hazırlıklı olmalıdırlar...

Heather Chapple

The reason why women think men should spend a lot of money on an engagement ring is because women are the ones who get to clean up all the poop (stains and toilet bowl swirls included) that is provided by every family member living in the house until they die.

Catharine Maria Sedgwick

Marriage is not essential to the contentment, the dignity, or the happiness of woman.

Eric Flint

Jeff watched her come, the whole time. He never noticed her mincing, hesitant steps on treacherous heels. He was simply swept up in the ancient ceremony. And discovering, as untold millions of young men had discovered before him, that there is nothing in the world as beautiful as his bride approaching.

Jill Bialosky

I had wanted to get married, but I realized now that I never wanted to be a 'wife.

Yatin Patel

Even God forgives stupidity. So many married people, heaven would be a ghost town otherwise.

Ashleigh Slater

Those monumental anniversary celebrations aren’t what ultimately determine the actual direction of our marriage. Rather, it’s the here and now. It’s those daily decisions we make individually and together that influence how our relationship actually fares in the long run

Jim George

A husband and wife honor God when they love and honor each other.

Elizabeth George

Marriage is more than finding the right person…it is being the right person!

Elizabeth George

Your ultimate goal for marriage is that both of you - as husband and wife - commit to keep growing spiritually.

Jim George

God takes great joy in the passionate romantic love between a husband and wife.

Zig Ziglar

How Many Marriages Would Be Better If the Husband and the Wife Clearly Understood That They're On the Same Side?

Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha

Your wife is your life. Don't let strife thrive in your union.

Michael Bassey Johnson

A man who lives with his wife is safer and more venerable than a man who lives with a tramp.

Jim George

Marriage is a team effort. Grow closer to each other as you grow closer to God.

Ashlyn Macnamara

In my day, husbands and wives showed each other a suitable level of indifference.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend.

Jim George

As you can see marriage is about putting away selfishness and taking on the concept of teamwork.

Leonard Tourney

Why, could the good man not impose his will, control his wife? asked Mrs. Carew, who always made much of masculine authority in her talk with friends but ruled the roost at home.

Jim George

Value your wife by valuing what she says.

Thomas Hardy

When you've made up your mind to marry, take the first respectable body that comes to hand - she's as good as any other; they be all alike in groundwork: 'tis only in the flourishes there's a difference.

Jim George

God will bless you and your marriage when you follow His blueprint.

Jim George

You can make your marriage a little bit of heaven on earth by following God's plan of teamwork.

Jim George

The closer a husband is to God, the closer he will grow to his wife.

Elizabeth George

Your commitment to follow God's plan makes a difference in the atmosphere in your home and improves the climate of your marriage.

Elizabeth George

You contribute much to your marriage by the wise, thrifty, diligent management and oversight of your part of the household budget.

Carl Sagan

In the vastness of space and the immensity of time, it is my joy to share a planet and an epoch with Annie.

[Dedication to Sagan's wife, Ann Druyan, in Cosmos]

Michael Ben Zehabe

Hopefully, your marriage will bring added dimensions to love. Hopefully, your unique love will bring new meaning to all our lives. That success cannot be hidden. Good improves love. Evil poisons love. Nothing proves this more dramatically than how we treat our loved ones.
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Anne Tyler

Why wasn't there an etiquette book for runaway wives?

Margaret Way

Every man is a bachelor out of his wife's sight!

Lanier Ivester

...there are no sweeter words in the English language (or any other) than husband and wife.

Unknown Author

A Muslim must not hate his wife and if he be displeased with one bad quality in her, then let him be pleased with another that is good.

Kathryn Michaels

The silence stretched out between us as I stared at him, the tears blurring my vision as I waited for him to save me from this torment. Surely he could find a way.

A.C. Gaughen

Honor, obey?" Gisbourne shouted, grappling with John. "This is what you call being a good wife?"
I stopped. "I never said I'd be a good wife, Guy. Just that I'd marry you.

Habeeb Akande

A righteous wife is a respectful wife.

Jamie McGuire

What kind of husband would I be if I bet against my own marriage?'
I smiled. 'The stupid kind. Didn't you listen to your dad when he told you not to bet against me?

Frances O'Roark Dowell

My dad, who my mom always refers to as DH for Darling Husband, was protrayed as a 'let's look on the bright side of things' kind of guy, the pillar my everbumbling mother leans on in times of distress.

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