Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.

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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason

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Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.
Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.

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It s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

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Keep your head up in failure, and your head down in success.

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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