Krista Alasti Quotes
Krista Alasti Quotes
You’re starting to look like you did before, and that’s not good because what you looked like was complete shit, so get up and go to bed so I can stop acting like your mother. I can already feel my balls starting to recede. And hey, does it look like I’m growing breasts? - Kye
2529 I can be a gentleman off and on. When the urge hits me. - Tran
3620 Just shut up and talk. - Shella
1729 Why would Dad call you? I mean, you have to admit that he would have been better off calling the local prison and asking them to send out one of the convicted killers to come find me. - Shella
1591 Don’t be hating on my peacock. It’s just not right. - Kye
2433 I’m sure all of that’s true. Especially the anal bit-Marshall’s always been an ass-but I don’t see how this is relevant, unless of course I’m mistaken, and you really are comparing me to a crumb that needs sweeping. - Shella
4121 So what did you do, drug me, stuff me in the trunk, then dump me like a sacrificial offering into that vampire’s coffin? - Shella
4568 God, why do I bother trying to help you? It’s not like you appreciate it. It’s not like the word ‘thanks’ is in your vocabulary. It’s like you’re not capable of being nice to someone you decided to despise when you were six-years-old. Sure, about twelve years have passed, but what’s time compared to your rock-headed mind? - Tran
3631 You’re not going to campus. You’re going out to get drunk and play with other ladies’ boobies.” - Kye
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