Lewis Black Quotes
Lewis Black Quotes
Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse my tiny brain?
1116 Just relax and breathe through your ass.
2860 Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.
1750 They're so broke that they've actually cut essential services. In many places, they've cut policemen, because, who the fuck needs them? Or firemen, son of a bitch, it's much more fun watching something burn down.
1743 That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.
3028 If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.
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