Matt Groening Quotes

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

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I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

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To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems

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Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson

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Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!
- Russ Cargill

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But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!

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