P.J. O'Rourke Quotes

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.

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Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

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The average IQ in America is - and this can be proven mathematically - average.

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One of the problems with being a writer is that all of your idiocies are still in print somewhere. I strongly support paper recycling.

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The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.

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We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it...

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The American political system is like fast food-mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.

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Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.

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