If you're gonna burn a bridge behind you, make sure you've crossed it first.
Lately the muse has been treating me like Ike treated Tina.
One thing I love about politicians; they won't allow the truth to be obscured by a bunch of facts.
I wish all those who've found God, would tell the rest of us where he's been hiding.
99% of all problems can be solved by money - and for the other 1% there's alcohol.
A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I'd trade my half of the fame, for his half of the money.
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