Sex Quotes
Tom Robbins
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
3364Woody Allen
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
1010 Mae West
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
4582 Steve Martin
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
3298 Sigmund Freud
The behavior of a human being in sexual matters is often a prototype for the whole of his other modes of reaction in life.
1831 Honeya
Ever thought, that the only thing a man can do for ten/twelve hours a day is work.
He can't eat for ten hours; he can't drink for ten hours; he can't make love for ten hours.
The only thing a man can do for ten hours is #work.
3951 Josh Stern
If the love is not madness, then the sex is not insane
1744 Jacob M. Appel
The boss is never your friend, even if you're sleeping with him.
1148 Omar Sharif
I don't know what sex appeal is. I don't think you can have sex appeal knowingly. The people who seduce me personally are the people who seem not to know they're seductive, and not to know they have sex appeal.
2759 Neil Gaiman
In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never see again.
4698 Paulo Coelho
Anyone who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they're not. When two bodies meet, it is just the cup overflowing. They can stay together for hours, even days. They begin the dance one day and finish it the next, or-such is the pleasure they experience-they may never finish it. No eleven minutes for them.
1011 Jess C. Scott
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait.
3534 Jess C. Scott
A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement
1687 Jess C. Scott
I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?
1339 Woody Allen
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
2641 Jess C. Scott
V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love.
2512 Kurt Vonnegut
And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you.
1485 Isabel Allende
For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
1209 Jess C. Scott
My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism.
2982 Jess C. Scott
Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.
4590 Carlos Ruiz Zafón
Man...heats up like a lightbulb: red hot in the twinkling of an eye and cold again in a flash. The female, on the other hand...heats up like an iron. Slowly, over a low heat, like tasty stew. But then, once she has heated up, there's no stopping her.
2517 Alessandra Torre
A gentleman holds my hand.
A man pulls my hair.
A soulmate will do both.
2479 Rob Bell
Love is giving up control. It’s surrendering the desire to control the other person. The two - love and controlling power over the other person - are mutually exclusive. If we are serious about loving someone, we have to surrender all the desires within us to manipulate the relationship.
2666 George Carlin
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
2084 Jeaniene Frost
You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.
2718 Woody Allen
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
3390 Lora Brody
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.
And it always feels good.
2016 Michelle Herman
She had not made a decision to give up sex, only the clamor of romance, because it was exhausting her, doing her no good and too much harm...
3807 Junnita Jackson
I think a man's "wordplay" can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!!
4691 Jess C. Scott
I was flipping channels, watching this cheerleading program on MTV. They took a field hockey girl and “transformed” her into a cheerleader by the end of the show. I was just wondering: what if she liked field hockey better?
2502 Rose Wynters
Women have got it all wrong now. They give it up too soon, and the men don't respect them. And before you tell me I don't have a clue, let me tell you something. By the time I let my future husbands climb into my bed, I'd made them work for it. And you know what? By the time they left it the next morning, they were begging for me to marry them.
2379 Roman Payne
When I touched her body,
I believed she was God.
In the curves of her form
I found the birth of Man,
the creation of the world,
and the origin of all life.
2557 Milan Kundera
Yes, it's a well-known fact about you: you're like death, you take everything.
3337 Roman Payne
Women writers make for rewarding (and efficient) lovers. They are clever liars to fathers and husbands; yet they never hold their tongues too long, nor keep ardent typing fingers still.
1344 Haruki Murakami
If she did experience sex-or something close to it-in high school, I'm sure it would have been less out of sexual desire or love than literary curiosity.
4911 Dashiell Hammett
If you have a story that seems worth telling, and you think you can tell it worthily, then the thing for you to do is to tell it, regardless of whether it has to do with sex, sailors or mounted policemen.
1977 Jane DeLynn
I really think that writing about sex is writing about the mind.
3820 Anthony Liccione
She says: ...love is really all that matters. He hears: ...really love to do it on the mattress.
3258 Clark Zlotchew
Fiction has been maligned for centuries as being "false," "untrue," yet good fiction provides more truth about the world, about life, and even about the reader, than can be found in non-fiction.
4406 Ronald P. Chavez
When I write to please everybody, it falls flat. When I write what I know, fearlessly, It won't please everybody, but it doesn't fall flat.
4365 Jennifer Elisabeth
Don't allow yourself to feel guilty about wanting deep and endless love, amazing sex and opportunities that will change your life. Expect these things - work for them and don't ever stop until they're yours.
2390 William Inge
I been talkin' with my buddy, and he thinks I'm virgin enough fer the two of us.
2971 Charlie Cochrane
They call me Domino for obvious reasons. One nudge in the right direction and I'm flat on my stomach.
4996 Bazil Patel
Two things u just can't control life and virginity ❤ ❤
2172 Tim Crawshaw
Sometimes we can't see the relevance of Jesus Christ until we become dissatisfied with the world and realise that there must be more to life than working 9 to 5, buying and accumulating expensive 'things'and being attractive to members of the opposite sex.
2695 Jeremy Robert Johnson
I considered sex work, but then I bent over and looked at my asshole in a mirror. Nobody was going to pay me for access to that thing.
1326 Kirsty Greenwood
There’s a saying, isn’t there, that when you’ve had a near death experience, all you want to do is have sex?
3110 Heather Chapple
Congress should make it so that all sex scenes in all films should be provided with a screaming baby sound track. That should help take away all the fun and may show a major decrease in unwanted pregnancies without having to provide birth control to anyone.
1170 Marty Rubin
The seductive power of sex and money is nothing compared to that of words.
4271 Stephanie Perkins
It gets worse. Josh tell her that he loves her. She says it back. He touches her. She touches him back. And then they're losing their virginity on the floor of her bedroom beside her pet rabbit, Isis.
A rabbit.
Josh literally lost his virginity in front of a metaphor for sex.
4046 Taylor Rhodes
He tilted my chin up and I swear those lips are magic. Witchcraft. Sorcery. Whatever it is in those lips, it’s addictive. Unassailable. I had to have more. More of this feeling of being wanted.
3851 Paula Graves
My only relationship policy is, don’t bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don’t let it affect your work.
1118 Michael Bassey Johnson
A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship.
4955 Jessica Sorensen
Seriously, it's like watching mild porn, watching you two eye fuck each other every two seconds.
2303 Jess C. Scott
There's more to the erotic life than explicitness.
3236 Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like a moth becoming a butterfly, she'd probably say that sexual intercourse was like a deer getting antlers or something.
1467 Oche Otorkpa
As the world confronts the challenges of globalisation, the
entertainment Industry and a web saturated with explicit sexual
content, is increasingly making it difficult for young people to make
informed decisions about sex
1026 Kensington Gore
You know, sex at seventy-six is getting very dangerous for my health ... since I live at seventy-nine!
3125 Michael Bassey Johnson
Almost everybody gets tired and bored by one lackadaisical topic. If you hit them with something delicious, like a sexy adventure, then the world will want to hear you speak, mind you! Don't become a vulgarian.
4961 Victoria Dahl
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with Mr. Wenner. Despite his best resistance, the image scrolled across his brain and took some of his love for the world with it.
4583 Lina Lapina
Writing is like a mental masturbation to me.
3161 Jennifer Salaiz
It's just not as hot without biting, scratching, and spanking, involved.
4423 Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two.
3340 Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.
4321 Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.
2104 Aaron B. Powell
There’s nothing worse than being violently jerked away from creativity.
2769 F. Scott Fitzgerald
I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop of it, I don't care if it kills me.
4913 F. Scott Fitzgerald
I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life.
2233 Nicky Charles
Elise hid her face in his shoulder, embarassed, "Kane! What will they think?" She whispered against his neck.
"That we're newly bonded and I can't keep my hands off of my lovely mate." And sure enough, the good natured calls that accompanied them across the yard left her in no doubt that the others were thinking exactly that.
2692 E.L. James
I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez- talk about wham, bam, thank you ma'am.
4432 Erica Goros
Much of the Kama Sutra is like origami; I don’t quite understand all the bending that needs to happen.
1832 Dark Jar Tin Zoo
The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way - contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there.
4771 Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I make love like farm equipment - not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can’t tell it.
2799 Dark Jar Tin Zoo
We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car.
1198 Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).
4132 Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.
3635 Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
4767 Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
1605 Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
1001 Ida Løkås
I bet she likes it hard, from behind, probably likes to get spanked too. I mean, just look at her, she has a serious come-fuck-me-face.
4281 Dark Jar Tin Zoo
We made love like a half a minute. I brought the thirty seconds, and she provided the excuse as to why she didn’t have enough time to have sex with me.
3891 Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
2484 Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Let me be clear: I don’t want to make love to a mannequin - I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed.
1650 Daria Snadowsky
Once you've ridden the roller coaster, the Ferris wheel's kinda restricting.
1457 Martin Hopkins
Join us. Play the game. It will bring you an untold number of rewards and you will finally have some direction and purpose in your lives. Take control of yourselves and those around you. Bend them to your will and all worldly pleasures will be yours...
2538 Martin Hopkins
The slick concrete reflected the facades of the work weary - grey, cracked and old,
but more importantly, trodden upon.
1103 Martin Hopkins
Nothing is ‘wrong’ with me, Dan. What’s wrong with you? she said in the same eerily quiet voice, dark eyes fixated on Dan, as she breathed heavily.
3971 Susan Breen
Her descriptions will be incandescent, perfect little nuggets of phraseology, and there will probably be lots of sex in her writing - the clinical type of sex with labias and clitorises and tongues going everywhere.
2463 Nenia Campbell
I had a fucking standing ovation going on in my goddamn pants, and it was demanding an encore.
4857 Philip Sington
For the writer under Actually Existing Socialism describing sex is a simple matter: he simply does not do it (the describing, I mean, not the sex).
2255 Andrew Grey
Cooking without wine is like sex alone. You may get the job done, but you don't really care once it's over.
3796 Italo Calvino
If one wanted to depict the whole thing graphically, every episode, with its climax, would require a three-dimensional, or, rather, no model: every experience is unrepeatable. What makes lovemaking and reading resemble each other most is that within both of them times and spaces open, different from measurable time and space.
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