Rita Rudner Quotes
Rita Rudner Quotes
I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
4260I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.
1548Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
1502Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.
2273A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
1080I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
2286Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
2082Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all
respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
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