Robert Benchley Quotes

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

1087

A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.

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The only cure for a real hangover is death.

2589

There are two kinds of travel: first class and with children.

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