Robert Benchley Quotes
Robert Benchley Quotes
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
2538It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
1087A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.
4317The only cure for a real hangover is death.
2589There are two kinds of travel: first class and with children.
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