Spike Milligan Quotes
Spike Milligan Quotes
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
4981Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee.
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
2537A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
4390A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush
4740My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
1539After Puckoon I swore I'd never write another book. This is it
2861The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was better than no clock at all.
1917R.I.P.
Tom Conlon O'Rourke.
Not Dead, just Sleeping.
3130With a roof over his head he had ceased to work, living off his [war] pension and his wits, both hopelessly inadequate.
4014Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
2788Life wasn't too bad. The trouble with Man was, even while he was having a good time, he didn't appreciate it. Why, thought Milligan, this very moment might be the happiest in me life. The very thought of it made him miserable.
3221Author? Author? Did you write these legs?'
'Yes."
'Well, I don't like dem. I don't like 'em at all at all. I could ha' writted better legs meself.
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