Spike Milligan Quotes
Spike Milligan Quotes
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
4981 Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee.
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
2537 A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
4390 A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush
4740 My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
1539 After Puckoon I swore I'd never write another book. This is it
2861 The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was better than no clock at all.
1917 R.I.P.
Tom Conlon O'Rourke.
Not Dead, just Sleeping.
3130 With a roof over his head he had ceased to work, living off his [war] pension and his wits, both hopelessly inadequate.
4014 Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
2788 Life wasn't too bad. The trouble with Man was, even while he was having a good time, he didn't appreciate it. Why, thought Milligan, this very moment might be the happiest in me life. The very thought of it made him miserable.
3221 Author? Author? Did you write these legs?'
'Yes."
'Well, I don't like dem. I don't like 'em at all at all. I could ha' writted better legs meself.
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