Will Rogers Quotes
Will Rogers Quotes
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
3711You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects.
3274 Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
3215 I never met a man that I didn't like.
3662 All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
3051 Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.
4080 Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
1235 If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
1539 Never miss a good chance to shut up.
1821 Always drink upstream from the herd.
1873 The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
3579 If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
1222 The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that's out always looks the best
4983 The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
2709 If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?
3284 The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
3982 There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
1565 you can't say civilization dont advance, in every war they kill you in a new way
2952 The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.
2868 There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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