Will Rogers Quotes

Will Rogers Quotes

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I never met a man that I didn't like.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that's out always looks the best

The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

you can't say civilization dont advance, in every war they kill you in a new way

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.

There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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