Ben Mitchell Quotes
Ben Mitchell Quotes
I wouldn’t have minded school if they taught you important things like how to have good sex and what brand of wine is the best… But for some reason they were hell bent on teaching me algebra
3133 Love isn’t blind… It just involves a lot of looking the other way
4427 The other day, a friend of a friend said that everyone started out as girls, but boys evolved… But don’t worry girls, I hit him.
2324 My greatest strength is an unfocused mind. This is because while you are all thinking of one idea, I’m thinking of five different ideas. My greatest weakness however is an unfocused mind. This is because while I’m supposed to be thinking about one thing, I’m actually thinking of five other things.
3840 Hating Britain is a fundamental part of being British
3177 All women are beautiful; it's society who’s ugly.
2443 How fickle is my young male heart as it avidly jumps from love to love
4362 Love is the one thing in this world that you should never have to go through alone… For unreciprocated love is the most soul crushing experience you will ever go through.
3389 Now that I’ve reached the ripe old age of retirement, I feel it my duty to teach you everything I’ve learnt about love, so listen closely. Love is like… That’s as far as I’ve gotten I’m afraid.
1848 You could say I’m so manly I don’t even allow manly stereotypes to influence my actions
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