Men Quotes
Santosh Kalwar
All the problem of women, starts with men. All the problem of men, ends with women.
2172 Alexandra Potter
Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.
3193 Oscar Wilde
I like men who have a future and women who have a past.
4895 Robin Williams
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
2766 Michael Bassey Johnson
Some men can love forever, some for six years, some for six months, and others for six hours.
2064 Brad Thor
If he's like any other man I've ever met, it's not my smile he's going to be looking at.
4277 Pat Conroy
He was one of those rare men who are capable of being fully in love only once in their lives.
3572 Carla Bruni
Love lasts a long time but burning desire lasts two to three weeks.
1998 John Burnham Schwartz
Men had suddenly become a scarce commodity, if not quite as sought after as rice.
2198 Jayne Anne Phillips
Then he's inside you, and your body remembers, each time, every man, even if you try to forget.
2801 M. T. Panchal
Men are destined to love woman, not to expect love but just to love them.
3543 Albert Camus
How unbearable, for women, is the tenderness which a man can give them without love. For men, how bittersweet this is.
2636 Irène Némirovsky
Believe me, my boy, women don't love a man for himself but as a weapon against other women.
1879 Saleem Sharma
If he's not real, you'll know. Men have never washed a rented car.
2193 Elizabeth George
When we view ourselves through the lens of God's Word, we better understand God's love for us and the worth we have in His eyes.
4674 Elizabeth George
It's hard to criticize someone if you are praying for them.
2161 Bell Hooks
Both men and women remain in dysfunctional, loveless relationships when it is materially opportune.
1449 John Gay
A man is always afraid of a woman that loves him too much
4219 Missy Lyons
Men were born to protect and love, and our women help us to serve a higher purpose.
1330 Mae West
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
4148 Hillary Rodham Clinton
You want me to tell you what my husband thinks? My husband is not secretary of state; I am. If you want my opinion, I will tell you my opinion. I am not going to be channeling my husband.
3196 T.D. Jakes
No woman wants to be in submission to a man who isn't in submission to God!
4274 Martha Gellhorn
I know enough to know that no woman should ever marry a man who hated his mother.
3651 C. JoyBell C.
You only need one man to love you. But him to love you free like a wildfire, crazy like the moon, always like tomorrow, sudden like an inhale and overcoming like the tides. Only one man and all of this.
3469 Dorothy Parker
In youth, it was a way I had,
To do my best to please.
And change, with every passing lad
To suit his theories.
But now I know the things I know
And do the things I do,
And if you do not like me so,
To hell, my love, with you.
4462 Amy Sedaris
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
1902 W. Somerset Maugham
As lovers, the difference between men and women is that women can love all day long, but men only at times.
3902 Helen Fielding
Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.
2388 W. Somerset Maugham
If a man hasn't what's necessary to make a woman love him, it's his fault, not hers.
2441 Deb Caletti
It's good to let God pick a man for you. We don't do so well when we pick them ourselves. They end up lipsticks in a drawer, all those wrong colors you thought looked so good in the package.
1896 Carlos Ruiz Zafón
Man...heats up like a lightbulb: red hot in the twinkling of an eye and cold again in a flash. The female, on the other hand...heats up like an iron. Slowly, over a low heat, like tasty stew. But then, once she has heated up, there's no stopping her.
2517 Patrick Rothfuss
There are so many men, all endlessly attempting to sweep me off my feet. And there is one of you, trying just the opposite. Making sure my feet are firm beneath me, lest I fall.
1277 Tina Reber
I never understood how men could remember all those details about sports but, yet, were incapable of remembering where they set their car keys or wallet.
3821 Arthur Conan Doyle
A man always finds it hard to realize that he may have finally lost a woman's love, however badly he may have treated her.
2333 Sylvia Plath
What a man wants is a mate and what a woman wants is infinite security,’ and, ‘What a man is is an arrow into the future and a what a woman is is the place the arrow shoots off from.
2524 Orhan Pamuk
After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy.
3270 W. Somerset Maugham
I know that you're selfish, selfish beyond words, and I know that you haven't the nerve of a rabbit, I know you're a liar and a humbug, I know that you're utterly contemptible. And the tragic part is'-her face was on a sudden distraught with pain-'the tragic part is that notwithstanding I love you with all my heart.
2305 Mark Twain
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
1279 Neil Gaiman
Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.
2337 Conan O'Brien
A study in the Washington Post says that women have
better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the
authors of that study: 'Duh.
4736 Georgette Heyer
You're only a man! You've not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory!
1224 Dorothy Parker
I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
1665 Eoin Colfer
No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
3376 Molly Ivins
Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them.
4669 Oscar Wilde
The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.
4396 P.B. Kerr
When something needs to be said, you look for a man to say it. But when something needs actually to be done, you look for a woman.
4233 Nelson DeMille
Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.
2727 Jean Kerr
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
4538 Roman Payne
She was free in her wildness. She was a wanderess, a drop of free water. She belonged to no man and to no city
4889 George Carlin
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
4363 Moderata Fonte
Do you really believe ... that everything historians tell us about men – or about women – is actually true? You ought to consider the fact that these histories have been written by men, who never tell the truth except by accident.
2047 Alberto Moravia
This thought strengthened in me my belief that all men, without exception, deserve to be pitied, if only because they are alive.
3843 Christine De Pizan
Not all men (and especially the wisest) share the opinion that it is bad for women to be educated. But it is very true that many foolish men have claimed this because it displeased them that women knew more than they did.
3733 Aristophanes
[Y]ou [man] are fool enough, it seems, to dare to war with [woman=] me, when for your faithful ally you might win me easily.
3145 Roman Payne
When I touched her body,
I believed she was God.
In the curves of her form
I found the birth of Man,
the creation of the world,
and the origin of all life.
2557 Kristine Grayson
Women's fiction is just a marketing category, designed to appeal more to women than to men. But there are stories in that category that any human being would like.
3536 Gloria Steinem
Men should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power.
2928 Cornelia Funke
Women were different, no doubt about it. Men broke so much more quickly. Grief didn't break women. Instead it wore them down, it hollowed them out very slowly.
3569 Milan Kundera
Yes, it's a well-known fact about you: you're like death, you take everything.
3337 Gavin De Becker
Most men fear getting laughed at or humiliated by a romantic prospect while most women fear rape and death.
2679 Carolyn McCulley
Men trust God by risking rejection. Women trust God by waiting.
4990 Surgeo Bell
Some of the most beautiful things we have in life comes from our mistakes.
2072 Surgeo Bell
It's ok to be a fool once or twice but never let it be a third time. Be smart and pretend to be a fool and at the end of the hunt make sure you're the one that has the gun.
2699 Surgeo Bell
Most men are blinded by the words "Bad Bitches" and end settling for less!
2728 Surgeo Bell
Rule #1 always look out for yourself first don't nobody love/care for you like you do.
3819 Surgeo Bell
WATCH out for your surroundings, UPGRADE your mindset and keep FOCUS.
2299 Surgeo Bell
Never Expect Loyalty From A Person That Can't Give You Honesty.
3744 Surgeo Bell
It takes a real man to see the difference between a diamond and a rhinestone.
Can't be mad when someone else takes the diamond, that you treated like a rhinestone
4334 Surgeo Bell
Here today, may be gone tomorrow! Never take anyone or nothing for granted! Be sure to count your blessing daily because tomorrow isn't promised.
3037 Surgeo Bell
You can NEVER be like someone else! Just be yourself and you will find that you'll be much happier that way and accomplish more as well.
1763 Virginia Woolf
A woman knows very well that, though a wit sends her his poems, praises her judgment, solicits her criticism, and drinks her tea, this by no means signifies that he respects her opinions, admires her understanding, or will refuse, though the rapier is denied him, to run through the body with his pen.
4751 Peter Brooks
Woman, especially her sexuality, provides the object of endless commentary , description, supposition. But the result of all the telling only deepens the enigma and makes woman's erotic force something that male storytelling can never quite explain or contain.
3379 Zack Love
Still not sure about how easily he could be integrated into their posse, Trevor smiled in delighted relief at how tolerantly two of his close friends had received his new identity.
2172 Zack Love
Having had virtually no contact with the outside world for the last few weeks, Evan had temporarily forgotten the social norms governing shopping conduct or approaching celebrities in public.
4688 Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
4767 Jim George
Leaders are hard workers. They never expect more out of the people around them than they are willing to give themselves.
2702 Amit Kalantri
In the men I love heroes, in the work I love heroism
1972 Jim George
Your impact on the lives of others-your family, the people at your church, your workmates-is cultivated with each decision you make, no matter how small.
2616 Russell Beland
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".
3098 Starley Ard
I had a dream that boys would act like men for once…then I woke up.
2037 Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.
1752 John Buchan
It was strange how fear had gone,now that we knew the worst and had a fighting man by our side.
1737 Meredith Duran
For a woman's words to wound would require a man to listen first!
1506 Oscar Wilde
I don't like compliments and I don't see why a man should think he is pleasing a woman enormously when he says to her a whole heap of things that he doesn't mean.
2907 William Faulkner
Women know more about words than men ever will. And they know how little they can ever possibly mean.
3791 Darmie Orem
The one who can make full sense of love and lives within its narrow expections undresses no weeping face.
3037 Plato
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.
2608 Frank O'Hara
I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love.
4448 Patricia Cornwell
I wouldn't want to assume that all men are like you. If I did, I know I would give them up entirely
3162 Leo Tolstoy
If so many men, so many minds, certainly so many hearts, so many kinds of love.
2563 Lani Diane Rich
Look, we say stuff to women all the time. We say we’ll call them, then we don’t. We tell them they’re beautiful, then spend the evening looking at other women. We say we don’t love them when we do, and say we do when we don’t. Christ, if I was a woman, I wouldn’t listen to a goddamn thing any man ever said to me.
2729 Alberto Moravia
And we all know love is a glass which makes even a monster appear fascinating.
1834 W. Somerset Maugham
I could have forgiven it if he'd fallen desperately in love with someone and gone off with her. I should have thought that natural. I shouldn't really have blamed him. I should have thought he was led away. Men are so weak, and women are so unscrupulous.
1044 Cecelia Ahern
I don't know why men like to barbecue so much. Maybe its the only thing they can cook. Or maybe they're just closet pyromaniacs.
4656 Gustave Flaubert
He had carefully avoided her out of the natural cowardice that characterizes the stronger sex.
1845 Alice Hoffman
Some things, when they change, never do return to the way they once were. Butterflies for instance, and women who've been in love with the wrong man too often.
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