Al Franken Quotes

WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW!

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Mistakes are a part of being human. Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.

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When the president during the campaign
said he was against nation building,
I didn't realize he meant our nation.

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Today I will masterbate!

Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate-if I want to!

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