Amy Sedaris Quotes

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.