Pets Quotes

Rick Riordan

I said hello to the poodle.

Anatole France

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.

John Grogan

Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day.
It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them.

Amy Sedaris

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

E.A. Bucchianeri

Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought.

Christopher Hitchens

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.

Charles Bukowski

when I am feeling
all i have to do is
watch my cats
and my

Maryam Faresh

You can't be sad when Daisy is around, she won't let you.

Walter Farley

Yet when books have been read and reread, it boils down to the horse, his human companion, and what goes on between them.

Arya Riverdale

Anyone who thinks money can't buy happiness has never owned a cat [or any pet].

Terry Pratchett

Когато Природата зове, тя крещи.

Robert J. Morrissette

And I thought kitty liter was the unlawful practice of discarding small felines along the roadside.

J.A. Buckle

Ozzy's cage is now sparkling but there is a problem. It seems that if you put vast quantities of sawdust down a toilet, the toilet stops working.

Amelia Kinkade

Somewhere between poetry and science, somewhere between heaven and earth, clairaudience is born. Clairaudience is the sweetest mystery any human being could ever experience. Fortunately, it is the most contagious, too. Most, if not all, of my students walk away with some level of clairaudience after spending three hours in one of my workshops.

Bethany Brookbank

... And I wondered if we had disappointed God so much, that he wrote us off as pets, just alive to entertain.

Suzanne Finnamore

This is much worse than losing a cat. You do not wish the cat dead, for example, after the first two days. You still love the cat and presumably the cat still loves you, or some variation of love that may in fact be dependence and even indifference.

Bill Maher

New Rule: If you're one of the one-in-three married women who say your pet is a better listener than your husband, you talk too much. And I have some bad news for you: Your dog's not listening, either; he's waiting for food to fall out of your mouth.

Arthur Conan Doyle

A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.

Ana Monnar

Our pets are our family.

Dan Harmon

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.

Jess C. Scott

Never mind, said Hachiko each day. Here I wait, for my friend who’s late. I will stay, just to walk beside you for one more day.

Terry McMillan

I also discovered that you can get used to a man , much like you do a household pet!

Anne Brontë

It is natural for our unamiable sex to dislike the creatures, for you ladies lavish so many caresses upon them.

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