Carl Hiaasen Quotes

Carl Hiaasen Quotes

Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God was my co-pilot, he thought, I'd be doing a hundred and twenty.

Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.

I’m waiting for the day when Rush Limbaugh’s pharmacist writes a book.

In his own mind, it was never a matter of courage. But courage it was.

Please don't grow up to be one of those men who lie for the sport of it, and most men do. That's a fact. That's why the world is so messed up, Noah. That's why history books are full of so much heartache, and tragedy. Politicians, dictators, kings, phoney-baloney preachers-most of 'em are men, and most of 'em lie like rugs

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