Charles M. Schulz Quotes

Charles M. Schulz Quotes

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

Winning isn’t everything, but losing isn’t anything.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown?"
"What's that?"
"The world didn't come to an end.

Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?"
"I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties and fears and tears. It has a lot of grief in it, and it can be very grim. And I do not want to be the one who tries to tell somebody else what life is all about. To me it's a complete mystery.

Lucy: You learn more when you lose
Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.

This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.

I think we place the wrong emphasis upon examples, that we're treading on very weak ground when we set ourselves up as examples for others to become religious. If people are going to look at me for religious guidance, then I think they're looking in the wrong place.

All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I'll believe in the 'Great Pumpkin.' The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere! (Linus)

Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.

I think they assign things to students which are way over their heads, which destroy your love of reading, rather than leading you to it. I don't understand that. Gosh.

Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

I used to have more tolerance for these views, but I am losing patience with what I see. The test of anything is the fruit it bears. I see no good fruit being born.

Look out!! Ha! Now you've done it! Now you've broken a lamp, and you've got no one to blame it on but yourself!"
"Maybe I could blame it on society!

I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?'
'Snap out of it! Five cents, please.

Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart.

I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!

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