Charles Stross Quotes
Charles Stross Quotes
Unfortunately it's also true to say that good management is a bit like oxygen - it's invisible and you don't notice its presence until it's gone, and then you're sorry.
3523 Any civilization where the main symbol of religious veneration is a tool of execution is a bad place to have children.
3911 Like the famous mad philosopher said, when you stare into the void, the void stares also; but if you cast into the void, you get a type conversion error. (Which just goes to show Nietzsche wasn't a C++ programmer.)
1932 Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.
1900 It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sane employee in possession of his wits must be in want of a good manager.
4773 The encapsulated bird your conspirators sent you to fetch. The sterilized male chicken with the Creator DNA sequences. The plot capon. Where is it?
3322 Bob loses saving throw vs. shiny with a penalty of -5. Bob takes 2d8 damage to the credit card.
4484 This has serveral consequences, starting with screwing over most cryptography algorithms-translation: all your bank account are belong to us-
4256 Time is a corrosive fluid, dissolving motivation, destroying novelty, and leaching the joy from life.
1806 Politics is shit; it corrupts everything it touches...
3034 Europe has achieved peaceful political union for the first time ever: They're using this unprecedented state of affairs to harmonize the curvature of bananas.
2079 We are medium-sized mammals who only prosper because we've developed a half-arsed ability to terraform the less suitable bits of the planet we evolved on, and we're conscious of our inevitable decay and death, and we can't live anywhere else. There is no invisible sky daddy to give us immortal life and a harp and wings when we die.
3806 A mother’s love - "
"Fuck love," Amber snarls, "she wants power.
2441 [Core concepts: Human beings all have souls. Souls are software objects. Software is not immortal.]
2905 All men are islands, surrounded by the bottomless oceans of unthinking night.
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