Chris Rock Quotes

Chris Rock Quotes

You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everyone else.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

Men are as faithful as their options.

Men lie the most,

women tell the biggest lies.

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