Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.
2432Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.
1768I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
1644Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
2188You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.
2821My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.
3077Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.
4277You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.
1497Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
3490I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
1260Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.
4170Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it.
1426When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.
1762It always helps to think about other people instead of ourselves.
4259Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.
4801Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.
1445The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.
3599I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situations a little bit and make them happier. That's really why I do what I do.
2160Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.
1552Answers to Frequently Asked Questions:
Yes.
Yes.
No.
One time in high school.
Three times in my twenties.
Rocks no salt.
Yes.
Four.
Never. And how dare you!
I will take no further questions.
1727Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
3270I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?
3628Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.
4222Haiku sounds like I'm
Saying hi to someone named
Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.
2861It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
2511True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass.
3270I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
4247It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.
3727I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush.
1738To me, beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin.
1934...we should be grateful for them because without our family - the ancestors we descend from, the cousins we see once a year, the loves our lives we see every day - life is pretty boring.
2252The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.
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