Fran Lebowitz Quotes

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted when you eat.

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Magazines all too frequently lead to books and should be regarded by the prudent as the heavy petting of literature.

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All the time I'm not writing I feel like a criminal. It's horrible to feel felonious every second of the day. It's much more relaxing to actually write.

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There's no equivalent to Mozart in writing.

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There is one thing that has disappeared, not just from the U.S. but from the entire world, is the idea of ever being embarrassed by anything.

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Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

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Think before you speak. Read before you think.

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فكر قبل أن تتكلم، واقرأ قبل أن تفكر

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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death.

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I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.

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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

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I believe in talking behind people's backs.
That way,they hear it more than once

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If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

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Now, nature, as I am only too aware, has her enthusiasts, but on the whole, I am not to be counted among them. To put it bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.

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