James Thurber Quotes

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

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All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.

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You have made the moon," The Jester said. "That is the moon.

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Hundreds of hysterical persons must confuse these phenomena with messages from the beyond and take their glory to the bishop rather than the eye doctor.

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Books can be burned,” croaked Black.

“They have a way of rising from the ashes,” said Andreus.

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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

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I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance. I had high hopes of being Evil when I was two, but in my youth I came upon a firefly burning in a spider's web. I saved the victim's life."
"The firefly's ?" said the minstrel.
"The spider's. The blinking arsonist had set the web on fire.

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Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.

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She has a memory of trees and fields and nothing more.

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Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.

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Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised

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