Kingsley Amis Quotes

If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.

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America takes her writers too seriously.

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Death has this much to be said for it:
You don't have to get out of bed for it.
Wherever you happen to be
They bring it to you - free.

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Yevgeny Yevtushenko: 'You atheist?'

"Kingsley Amis: 'Well, yes, but it's more that I hate him.

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education is one thing and instruction, however worthy, necessary and incidentally or monetarily educative, another.

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Doing what you wanted to do was the only training, and the only preliminary, needed for doing more of what you wanted to do.

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... all his faces were designed to express rage or loathing. Now that something had happened which really deserved a face, he had none to celebrate it with. As a kind of token, he made his Sex Life in Ancient Rome face.

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When the bishop farted we were amused to hear about it. Should the ploughboy find treasure we must be told. But when the ploughboy farts... er... keep it to yourself.

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There are other things to a woman than taking her to bed.

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A man's sexual aim, he had often said to himself, is to convert a creature who is cool, dry, calm, articulate, independent, purposeful into a creature that is the opposite of these; to demonstrate to an animal which is pretending not to be an animal that it is an animal.

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