Phyllis Diller Quotes

Phyllis Diller Quotes

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Money's scarce
Times are hard
Here's your fucking
Xmas card

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder, and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

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