Phyllis Diller Quotes

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Money's scarce
Times are hard
Here's your fucking
Xmas card

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.

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It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder, and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

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