Phyllis Diller Quotes
Phyllis Diller Quotes
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
4936Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?
4171Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
3387Money's scarce
Times are hard
Here's your fucking
Xmas card
1093Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.
3285It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder, and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
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