Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
2053 When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
4367 I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
3986 I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
2006 I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
1700 What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
2834 Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
4172 When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back
1234 I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am.
2935 My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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