W.C. Fields Quotes
W.C. Fields Quotes
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
1268I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
2282If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
4254Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
4012Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
1951Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
1697A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
2918If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
4441IF A THING IS WORTH HAVING, ITS WORTH CHEATING FOR.
2636I like children. If they're properly cooked.
2804I was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
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